FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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