so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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