Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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