Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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