so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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