yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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