ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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