...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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