Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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