Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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