Well douche your snatch and let's go!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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