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i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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