It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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