i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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