she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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