the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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