Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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