He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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