Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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