You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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