Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Boobs speak an international language.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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