we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
The beer is more important than you right now.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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