im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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