I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
