So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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