Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I puked a lego.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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