where am i from again
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
