Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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