On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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