why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Can Purell be used as lube?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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