I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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