So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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