Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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