SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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