I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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