Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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