i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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