Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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