i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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