areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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