i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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