How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There are leaves in my underwear?
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