there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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