I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Blow job season was short but glorious.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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