I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Everyone says I win the strip club
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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