I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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