end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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