After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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