Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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