i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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