i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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