Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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