i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
