so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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