on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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