just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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